My name is Adam. I come from a long line of dreamers, provocateurs and warriors. The mercenary space bar elite.
My lot is to inhabit dank alleyways where freaks and filthy ragamuffins ply their ugly trade. If you get too close you'll get PowerPoint in your eyes.
But never forget I’m on your side. The apocalypse is near - where will you be when it comes? Trembling under auntie’s petticoat or with me on the front line facing the onslaught with a flamethrower in your pants?